What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.