What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize.

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand