What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.