What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!