By looking out the kitchen window.
Pole Position
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
Karma, Whores.
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
1080p
Isle of view
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window