What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

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Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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I don't know either he told me to askew!"

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They put on mittens.

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

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Go stand in front of a mirror

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The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.