What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Kitchen Window Jokes More Kitchen Window Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.