How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

because she was touched by Jesus.