How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.