How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.