How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

What do you call a women with 1 leg?

ilene

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.