How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.