Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What do you call a Woolworths that burnt down?

Coles.

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What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.