Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.