What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.