What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.