What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.