Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.