Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes