What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

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For me it's three weeks.

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It stares.

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they both like to root around in your cellar

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes