What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Turnip

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Getting to the root of the problem.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.