Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy