Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.