Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.