Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause