Gerrymandarin.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation. :D
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Argo down the shops ! Kn
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
cried Baby Bear.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
The energy bill ...
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...
