Gerrymandarin.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation. :D
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
A wizard is never late.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
NEINtales
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
Poke(dx)
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
A Meringueutan
Over-dressed!
They keep getting caught in the net!
He caught her in a 4-way
Pirates.
Spotafly.
