The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Tsarbucks
The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Threw his hands up
Tie up their hands.
So they can carry their tune
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
Six girls )
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
An egg can stay in the cup longer
A Mississippi cup.
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
