Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Popular Guy Jokes More Popular Guy Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.