Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.