Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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She kicked the bucket !

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In a bucket.

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Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune