Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune