Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."