Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.