Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Shoot one of them.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.