How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)