How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.