How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!