How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket