What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !