What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.