What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.