What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know