Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.