Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi