What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!