What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!