What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!