What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.