Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.