Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.