Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.