Because she had a pun in the oven!
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
Mount Cleverest
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
An anti-joke.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
A shampoodle
Homosectionals.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
He was a pieromaniac.