Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)