In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
The punchlines are too long.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
you get a VHS tape.