What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!