What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!