What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!