What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim