What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.