What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!