What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't. That's what makes it so funny.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"