What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe