Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.