Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What is Macaulay Culkin's favorite cheese?

Provolone