Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

You might also enjoy:

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Macaulay Culkin Jokes More Macaulay Culkin Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.