Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!