Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.