Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Freight Jokes More Freight Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.