Because it was a freight!
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Cuz then they'd be baygulls.
Because if they did they would be Bagels
Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.