Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged?

Please sir, I don't want any treble.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How do you get a retard to leave you alone?

Give him a small $1 million loan

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.