What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !