What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!