Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."