Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se