Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."