Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing?

They have an engineering degree.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What do you call customers at Lidl?

Lidl people.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.