Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !