Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.