Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)