Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!