Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.