Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?