Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.