Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Coz Jokes More Coz Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen