Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What do you call a human organ cut in half ?

A human piano.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'