Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'