Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Marry it

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.