Coz their eyes opened.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Start a war.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
She was cross eyed.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Coz 'e-mmental!