Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!