Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.