Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.