Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!