Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.