OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
Because they're trying asbestos they can.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Because they finish each other's sentences
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Your grandma.
OC It was her sole comfort.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
For Catcalling
A meowntain :D
A. At a secondhand store.
