Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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because then it would be a foot!

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DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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and you call us stupid.

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Meowch!"

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A meowntain :D

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.