OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
Baana
He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
With a Nine Inch Nail.
He forgot the safe word.
Caprice Sun. OC
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because they are a-door-able.
A meowntain :D
A. At a secondhand store.
