Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

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Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.