Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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It's confi-dental