Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.