Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.