Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental