Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks