What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.