He cut all his fingers off !
Babies grow up and stop crying
Because it was 2 turnt up
At the spa-getti.
Nailed it.
On Wincedays.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Diagon alley
The line at KFC.
Jose and Hose "B."
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Is that you coffin
A teabag.
