What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )