He cut all his fingers off !
All the horses drowned
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A painting only need one nail to hang
A: Replace the nails with screws.
Because they Muslim.
With a knife!
A suuh dude!
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like
They have both been fingered by their brother.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
It depends on the girl
They get a fangover.
