What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake