What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D