What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D