What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )