What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.