How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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What did the termite say to the chair?

What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.