How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.