How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.