They turn it over.
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Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
You flip it upside down.
A chair
Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.
Chair? Statue?! :D
A Chair-ity!
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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.
What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Chair you go again asking more questions !
The chair was armed.
Bolt upright.
Because they don't have chairs.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
Seth Rollins with a chair
It's been nice gnawing you !
It was armed.
Time to buy a new chair.
Take away their chairs
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Take away its chair.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Paddy O' Furniture
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
Me: Because my desk is too heavy.
A chair.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
Don't worry, I pull out.
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Treason
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
RIP in box
They kermit suidide !
The NBA
She had a ball
He was too good a conductor
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
The Crimea River
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
The train to Boston
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
