Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.