Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!