What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What the band's name?

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