What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!