What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

President Jokes More President Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Kneel Jokes More Kneel Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.