Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!