A: Play ball.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
