National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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Borderlands.

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

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What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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