National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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Jose and Hose B.

Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

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Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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The games take 3 months to play!

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

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7-1

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.