How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade