How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.