How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut