Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.