Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

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What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.