Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!