Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What was Helen Keller's dog's name?

Uuuuuueeeeuuuuhhhh!!!

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.