Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.