Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!