Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.