Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop?

Because the mail was always above her.

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.