Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.