What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand