What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.