What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.