What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.