What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.