What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle