What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies