What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.